Settle it

Eight arguments a household can have forever. Before each one you get the best case for both sides — the version somebody who actually believes it would write.

Then you pick. At the end you find out which way you lean, and which single answer put you furthest from the room.

The percentages are invented. Nobody is voting and nothing is counted — the splits were written down before you got here.

Where you landed

Those splits were invented, not counted.